BOB: What is Cancer?

 

Mike:  I don’t care.

 

Bob: This is dehumanizing though!

 

Mike: I don’t care.

 

Bob: What is cancer?

 

Mike: I don’t care. What nationality are you?

 

Bob:  Frick you! I’m American!

 

Mike:  Oh.

 

Bob: I mean like, I think that.

 

Mike:  Oh, that’s just the worst part?

 

Bob:  Shut up! Just cause I’m ASIAN?!

 

Mike: Yeah. I think it’s really sad.

 

Bob: It’s usually not as bad.

 

Mike:  well..it really depends case by case doesn’t it?

 

Bob: Nevermind

 

Mike:  laughs I literally don’t care.

 

Bob: That was pretty harsh.

 

Mike:   What do you think about suicide?

 

Bob:  It’s like, therapeutic, kind of.

 

Mike:  Yeah. It’s nice.

 

Bob: It’s like the same as…cause there’s just mediums honestly.

 

Mike:  But like, the smell.

 

Bob:  Yeah? Yeah. I mean like, I think that.

 

Mike:  Hey! Kill yourself!

 

Bob:  But it’s so easy to kill yourself though!

 

Mike:  If you really want to kill yourself, like really want to do it. It’s done.

 

Bob: Really?

 

Mike:  I probably have three instances.

 

Bob: Since I’ve been in New York?

 

Mike:  Chuckles.  Um yeah.

 

Bob: But if they didn’t go through with it, they would get arrested?

 

Mike:  Sometimes.  I have the intention of hurting people.

 

Bob: That’s like saying that you’re an art technician or something!

 

Mike:  Um, and it’s nice cause I chose it.

 

Bob:  What is Cancer?

 

Mike:  Ugh! Here! I really don’t want to hear your annoying voice anymore tonight!

 

Bob:  No? Oh okay.