Is American. Don’t be Fooled.

She only drinks foreign wines and only listens to foreign music, smokes cigarettes to seem cool, has been contemplating going out of the country ever since she got to her NYC college but never actually goes, demands to only date boys with accents or foreign origins, developed a faux accent, has weekly solo coffee dates at Balthazar, might be heard saying “My mom’s French,” believes in wearing all foreign designer brands, swears by La Mer cream, coffee is not coffee but “Espresso,” might have NYC-PARIS-LONDON-ROME or some variation of thereof in her instagram bio. Don’t be Fooled, She’s American.

Values: Foreign heritage (“my mom’s French”), appearing highly cultured or worldly, a cultivated persona, knowledge about foreign places (“espresso”), fashion trends / appearing fashionable, urban locations and destinations, anti-American, involved social media, adopting cultural trends (“hygge”).

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