Ah. My hometown of Ypsilanti, Michigan. No one knows where it’s located, so I have to say that I’m from Detroit or Ann Arbor. Being on the east coast also makes me aware of my Midwestern Peculiarities. For example: Michiganders can use their hand as a map. People look at me like I’m crazy when I point at my palm and say “I’m from here!”
Ypsilanti is home to many ridiculous things: The Elvis festival, the Rubber Ducky race, goat lawnmowers, and a very VERY phallic water tower. I think it has a world record. Also, I’m very proud of the shading on the penis.