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Ypsilanti Zine: A tribute to my hometown

 

Ah. My hometown of Ypsilanti, Michigan.  No one knows where it’s located, so I have to say that I’m from Detroit or Ann Arbor.  Being on the east coast also makes me aware of my Midwestern Peculiarities.  For example: Michiganders can use their hand as a map.  People look at me like I’m crazy when I point at my palm  and say “I’m from here!”

Ypsilanti is home to many ridiculous things: The Elvis festival, the Rubber Ducky race, goat lawnmowers, and a very VERY phallic water tower.  I think it has a world record.  Also, I’m very proud of the shading on the penis.