You’re going to get a kick out of the next product being put out by PETA. They decided that due to the overwhelming breeding going on with feral cats and stray dogs, they’re releasing humane kill kits so that when Booger has another litter of kittens at Dale’s farm, he doesn’t have to feel bad for pulling out the shotgun. This kit includes 10 sterile injections of Sodium Pentobarbital, 4 heavy duty garbage bags, in black so that way you won’t look suspicious tossing them into a city dumpster, a FREE three month subscription to PETA’s gift bags, complete with spa coupons and snacks, a bright blue participation ribbon to match PETA’s branding color, and a PERSONAL letter from Ingrid Newkirk so she can thank you for doing the right thing! A $500 value, for only $60. Much cheaper than making the vet pay that pesky fee for spaying or neutering those strays that you wouldn’t have been charged for in the first place—besides the gas it would’ve taken to drive out from the farm. Get on over to PETA’s official website to order yours now, all funds will go towards the euthanasia that PETA completes in their Virginia facilities! But don’t let kitty get his hands on it!
