I love spreadsheets, they make me feel like I’m in control, I love how I can organize my life through the power of microsoft excel. Everyday I get up and put on my favorite outfit, Which by the way consists of a suit you know comfy and casual but not to casual. You know living that corporate life. I live for a routine everyday I eat the same lunch consisting of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a carton of milk and end everyday with and delicious bowl of shrimp scampi lean cuisine from my local frozen section. I love sitting in my living room watching the 7:00 news. I don’t know why people go out on fridays it seems way too much, I’d rather stay in and do better things with my time. I don’t understand these millennials these days with their instantgrams and their smart phones. I much prefer my facebook, oh look samantha got married again, what number husband is this I think 7. Who knows. On the topic of marriage my niece needs to get married, she is already 18 and doesn’t have a boyfriend. What is that girl thinking. Anyway, I’m going to go to bed now it’s around 8:30, and tomorrow I have my book club. SO EXCITING!!
