A white computer, a white monitor, a white keyboard, a white mouse, and a white phone encased in a white wallet case, all atop a wooden desk that is light brown.
I am naked.
The soft whirring of computer fans. Window blinds rubbing against each other as they are blown by the wind. Fingers lightly tapping on keyboard keys like raindrops pattering against glass.
Completely naked, as in not even boxers.
Behind the desk is a rechargeable electric bug swatter plugged into a wall socket and standing erect, ready to zap any miniscule invaders that may fly by. There is also a white leather swivel chair, except now it’s slightly stained from my body oil because I am always naked. If this weren’t a selfie, I would be wiping it down with a couple of baby wipes and a duster.