Parc des Buttes-Chaumont
Hector: And what do you think he does?
Fiona: I think he is one of those guys who buys a frozen pizza and then adds stuff to the top of it and posts it on his story like he cooked it from scratch.
Jen: Yeah like he adds arugula and olives. And when he’s feeling fancy he fries an egg but the white parts aren’t cooked all the way through.
Hector: Look at his vans.
Fiona: He definitely has a private snapchat story called something along the lines of “for the boys.”
Jen: I bet he adds like multiple girls to the private story and they feel special. Hey. That’s a great idea for a dude to do.
Hector: You’d be a great guy. Also sit further back on the picnic blanket I’ll scoot over.
Fiona: Thanks. What about that guy sitting alone behind us?
Jen: Do you think he got stood up, and is on facetime with his friend but not telling the friend that he got stood up but is just acting like he likes to be in nature?
Hector: Maybe he has a bad roommate situation where he needs to leave his apartment and complain about the roommate.
Fiona: Maybe he’s calling his mom.
Hector: I like that the cops don’t patrol the hill. It’s one of the only places I ever feel comfortable smoking in public.
Jen: I don’t work well with weed.
Fiona: I don’t think he got stood up because he’s wearing running shoes.
Hector: Yeah that’s an odd combo with those jeans.
Fiona: People keep slipping while walking up this hill you think they’d just take the path.
Jen: I’ve seen like six people fall in the last 10 minutes.
Hector: Should I be saying hi to those people down the hill, they are like good friends but not good good friends is that awkward?
Fiona: you’d have to walk back up the hill
Jen: Frozen pizza guy is talking to some girls do you think he knows them?