DAY 5 / LIPOGRAM

Omitting the letter “R”

 

Who knew that one day I would be Queen of the whole Milky Way galaxy? My loyal subjects, commonly thought of as “humans”, will come to my aid with all possible needs I have. Haha measly humans. I put a lot of thought into what kind of Queen I would be. I was thinking I could be the “nice Queen” who listened to all the needs of the peasants and waived all inconveniences. But then I thought, “No. That’s no fun at all.” The only way that these humans would listen to me is if I was continuously awful. I would make some of them wait on each one of my immediate wishes and establish that I am the alpha female. But that also sounds absolutely ghastly. So actually… maybe not.

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