New York County Criminal Records Case Number Q301977
Full Name: Diamond N. Rich
Gender: Female
D.O.B: 04/8/2001
Height: 5’0”
Weight: N/A
Ethnicity: N/A
Think of a ridiculously rich person in your head. No, I’m sure he/she isn’t nearly rich enough to be called rich. Why? Because the really rich people living on this planet, are invisible. If you can see them, they aren’t that rich. Be it a new kind of technology or their special family DNA, we don’t know for sure. But here is the first “one of them” we found here in manhattan. She is really one of a kind, even when committing a crime. This is Diamond Rich.
Let’s see what she has to say for herself.
“Hi officers….I’m Diamond. I know you can’t see me and it’s weird. Trust me I have tried. I don’t like this at all, I really don’t. Ok, so, now that you know what we are like, I’m one of them. Since I was little, my parents have been telling me how scary the world is. Especially the people who are less wealthy than us, all the people that are….visible. They told me I need to watch out for them because it is not safe to be around them. I’ve always been curious about how it would feel to be visible. I mean, I look at my servants in the house when I have nothing to do. They have a solid body, even in the mirrors too. This is what I’m dying to become. However, I can’t because mom told me it’s our family heritage. Therefore I started to try everything to make myself visible. First I left my house. Then I put on every possible accessory that I own to make myself more ‘there’. I even smoke cigarettes although I really hate the smell of it. And last….last I did this. I really regret it just so you know. I do. I knew that human body is made of muscles, which I don’t have. So I figured if I have enough muscles, I could build myself one. Then I can finally have a solid body. So….I sneaked into a local gym and stole lots and lots of muscles. It was easy because there are a lot of body builders who have nice muscles. They are easy targets. I then tried sewing them up together in the hope of giving myself a real body. I mean, that’s all I ever wanted. That’s it, I have nothing more to say for myself. I sincerely apologize to those people who lost their muscles because of me. I know they are not easy to gain.”
